-They keep shelves and shelves of potentially lethal artifacts, with warning labels on them that nobody bothers to read apparently and that’s it.
-The Dark Vault, where they keep stuff too dangerous to be on the shelves, which let me remind you are already full of junk that can literally kill you, has two sort of thick doors and two 9 number keypad locks, which were demonstrated to be disabled when destroyed, and are on top of that not all that difficult to destroy (Myka kicks it fucking once), and that is literally the entirety of the Vault’s security.
-Inside the Dark Vault there are no physical barriers around the objects, so tough luck if you trip and fall into one (or even NEAR one in Plath’s Typewriter’s case, which literally causes severe depressions and suicidal tendencies by DRAINING YOUR LIFE ENERGY via PROXIMITY). Also, the lighting is crap.
-They have a place where they CRYOGENICALLY FREEZE PEOPLE THEY CONSIDER TOO DANGEROUS TO ALLOW INTO THE WORLD AND THEN COAT THEM IN FUCKING BRONZE (without trial or parole, it seems btw, for all eternity), which not only is super easy to get into but also has a FUCKING REVERSING OPTION ON THE FUCKING KEYPAD.
-But, BUT, they keep all the bronzed people’s JUNK in a FUCKING ESCHER VAULT THAT IS SO DIFFICULT TO NAVIGATE YOU CAN LITERALLY BE TRAPPED THERE FOR A FUCKNG LIFETIME. You need special goggles or a fucking Quicksilver/Flash vest to find your way around that thing and you also need a super complex Escher-y encryption key even to get in.
WHAT THE HELL
WHAT THE EVER LOVING HELL